I’ve not heard good things about that

Life from the view of a cynical student

Human Computer Interaction

One of my modules in my course is called Human Computer Interaction. It's about designs to make it easier to use apps and programs. This is a good idea in principle, though the execution seems to have missed the mark. See, the module is quite fun, I have a lot of experience creating and designing...

The Halloween Theory

This Halloween I had a realisation. As I geared up to dress up for the first time in around 10 years, I looked at some of the things my friends were doing. I had a relatively low effort cowboy outfit, modern clothes, modern gun, a real holster which I got a ridiculous amount of pleasure out of...

Programming

I’ve studied computer science for around 4 years now, and I can say with absolute certainty that it’s the single most depressing career choice in the world. Everyone sells it to you as ‘oh its very hireable, there’s loads of job openings for it’, but they don’t mention that the reason for the job...

Like a thief in the night

The following is the last half of my actual standup routine, it isn't as effective when read but it's had a lot of work put into it and I thought putting it here was better than anything else. The bits in bold are direction for me so I know how to deliver some of the lines.   Recently I saw a...

Jazz

Jazz sounds like someone transcribed a migraine onto sheet music. I say this loosely of course, because jazz isn’t written to sheet music, a huge amount of it is improvised, which would probably explain why none of the people playing it ever agree what song to do. I’ve heard jazz described as “a...

Cookery Programs

As with many refined gentlemen, I like to watch masterchef. It's a great show because you get to see people who have no expectaion of themselves do remarkably well, and see overconfident people get crushed into the ground on day 1. I love the show but it's never one that I set time aside for. It's...

The MCU

The Marvel Cinematic Universe is one of the most influential cinematic properties ever created and an important part of my childhood. Of that there is no doubt. There is also no doubt of its lack of quality as of late. Now, many of the great modern philosophers have discussed why this downward...

Dog Bite

The other day I got bitten in the face by a dog. It was a surprise to me, but it really shouldn't have been considering this dog had attempted to rip my throat out the last 2 times I saw her - odd considering dogs are meant to enjoy strange smells. Naturally I was shipped off to the nearest...

What this is:

Sod it, I haven’t a bloody clue anymore.